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Monday, April 15, 2013

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We often get emails from our readers, but this one had to be shared....especially after April 15th.

Dear Internal Revenue Service: 
      
Enclosed you will find my 2012 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat. 
      
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6)hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. 
      
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 " Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for  1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience. 
      
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. 
      
Sincerely, 

A Satisfied Taxpayer 
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Our suggestion for 2013....enclose a letter with your income tax return, asking the I.R.S. if this medication is tax deductible.
 

We're convinced every Senator & Congressman is already familiar with it, and uses it with regularity,  prior to filing their tax returns.
God Bless America !
Allen & Dick
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