We have eyebrows that we can no longer see to pluck that are growing and will soon cover our eyes.Also, our hair is exposing its true color since beauty salons are no longer available.
If you think any man in is right mind would ever refer to his wife as "a mess"during a month of sole confinement, the punishment would be worse than the confinement itself.
Unfortunately FARTS is "men's only', however, in the sense of fairness, may we suggest the ladies establish a club of their own?
A suggestion (based on your comment) would be to name the organization:
From Charlie Wong...to...FARTS
ReplyDeleteGood Morning Dick, Brilliant idea for fun, count me in.
Become a member NOW !
ReplyDeleteFARTS Current Membership Roster
Dick Arendt
Allen Weintraub
Dan Roberts
Bill Breir
Forrest Fetherolf
John Schmidt
Robert Nusser
Barry Goldstein
Jack Dawson
Charlie Wong
Sign me up, Scotty Fraser
DeleteFrom Frank Lewis...to...Anthem Opinions
ReplyDeleteSo glad I bought a Jeep Wrangler in December.
Still able to go on trail rides every week.
I am with you. I bought a new, bigger Harley last summer. I am able to ride some most days and take one or two local trips a week.
DeleteFrom Mary Lee Duley...to...Anthem Opinions
ReplyDeleteLove your new Mens Club called the FARTS !
From Elizabeth Breier...to...Anthem Opinions
ReplyDeleteThoughts and prayers go out to all the married men who have spent months telling their wife:
"I'll do that when I got time."
And more from Elizabeth Breier...to...Anthem Opinions
ReplyDeleteFor the 3rd time this week, I'm buying booze for the next 2 weeks.
From FARTS to Elizabeth Breier
ReplyDeleteWe now know why your husband, Bill, is a chartered member of FARTS. It's always empty when he goes for a drink.
Will the Vegas economy ever return to normal? - Yes-someday; during my lifetime? - who knows
ReplyDeleteFrom Peter Brown...to...FARTS
ReplyDeleteDick,I am happy to join FARTS.
I have had facial hair since 1978 though I can stop trimming etc.
So count me in.
From Valerie Lapin...to...Anthem Opinions
ReplyDeleteWhy can’t women join FARTS?
We have eyebrows that we can no longer see to pluck that are growing and will soon cover our eyes.Also, our hair is exposing its true color since beauty salons are no longer available.
We are becoming a mess!
Valerie,
ReplyDeleteIf you think any man in is right mind would ever refer to his wife as "a mess"during a month of sole confinement, the punishment would be worse than the confinement itself.
Unfortunately FARTS is "men's only', however, in the sense of fairness, may we suggest the ladies establish a club of their own?
A suggestion (based on your comment) would be to name the organization:
BROAD
(BEAUTY ROBBED OLD AGED DIVAS)