A Funny
Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum*
Yes indeed, a funny thing
happened on the way to the Forum (Sun City Anthem board meeting) last week when
the subject of a new ENTERTAINMENT CLUB was to be
voted on by the distinguished cast of the forum production...the board of
directors.
For most people I know who do go to
meetings, they often wish they hadn't...
...because they often
witness children dressed like adults...acting like children
!
One of those times was
getting the news about an ENTERTAINMENT CLUB, and
all I could do was just sit back and smile, thinking my contribution to
community leadership should include sending various members of that forum a two
year supply of pabulum along with a large rattle in order that they are able to
look the part in order to compliment their acting
it.
Oh...it
got approved, but...it went through hell and hoops
(by way of fruit loops) getting it approved
!
Outside of going through
session after session with a Lifestyle Committee trying to convince an entire
group of people who literally define entertainment
as...
...spending a Friday
afternoon talking about stripes on a tennis court for an hour (only to have it
sent to other committees for further input)....
...getting chastised for
trying to provide FREE entertainment for a
community...
...by a committee, only one
of which has EVER attended any of the numerous FREE
venues available to us old codgers in the Las Vegas
valley...
...after having been
responsible for providing FREE entertainment to
assist a typhoon fund raising event....
Let's just
say....
I went to bed that evening
saying a prayer that started with...
"Lord, thank you for not making me like the ones you subjected me
to this afternoon".
....and asking Him if I
could skip confession that week because I had done my
penance to God by having to sit through that
meeting.
"No", he said, "your sins
require further resolve".
You must go through the
ordeal again and again being judged by these same "jacks of all asses"... the
same ones who say...
"Do
As I Say, Not As I Do."
Why I wondered? What have I
and the others done to deserve such punishment?
He then answered me in a
peculiar manner I had once heard by a member of the current forum running for
his office by saying...
"that's
the price you have to pay to enjoy PARADISE".
As many know, according to
those who suffered through those meetings, that initial hurdle finally got
crossed, yet two of the sub-forum still believed what was trying to be
accomplished by the innocent parties...
...namely...trying to help a community "party"...
...at
NO COST...
..was beyond their
comprehension.
One was a committee chairman
who has always been owned "lock, stock, and barrel" by the "system of good ole
boys"; and the other was their apparent legal source....a "non-people" type
person who believes any who look at life with a rosy attitude should be subject
to suspicion.
SO....on to
the big forum...the BOARD OF DIRECTORS to determine that FATE of the "party animals".
In the crowded room of 25 people of the approximate population of 11,000 Sun City
Anthem residents....
...they
pondered...they discussed....they thought...
And then is was time for a
vote...
WHOA...not just yet, said the former
forum head honch who decided to enforce some rule that never
existed...
"We need
to place a restriction on these 'animals' who are attempting to convince others
that life is more than a meeting on a Thursday or Friday
afternoon".
We must MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT PERMITTED ANY GUESTS who are not members of
their community clan to attend such "free" functions.
"After
all, we demand all the peasants who are MEMBERS, to financially support a
restaurant we the "chosen honchos", find necessary for nourishment," he
claimed....
...while a fellow forum
member, agreed in a loud voice, banging a glass on the table, after picking
himself off the floor following his early "happy hour" visit to the
Royal bistro....
... the
bistro that OUTSIDERS are allowed unlimited access.
BUT...allow any OUTSIDE
NON-MEMBERS to attend any "free" outing this proposed new organization was
planning ?????
NEVER...unreasonable...despicable....unconscionable
!
Let
them play mini-golf instead !
Well, despite a noble effort
of one member of the forum to say....
"Hey, you
can't make a rule for these guys without having the same rule for
others"....
IT ACTUALLY
PASSED !
That's right....You read
it right....
NO GUESTS
!
So Uncle Joe from Kokomo can
sit at the Royal Bistro without a member discount eating and entertaining your
dates, sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, concubines,
etc....
While the "official"
member animals party !
Who voted NOT TO ALLOW NON-MEMBERS to attend any of their functions
(even though every other club in existence allows guests in some way or another
?
Now this will surprise you,
I'm sure (cough cough).
Other than the former main honch, Jimmy the "Legal
Weasel", who came up with this absurd idea, there were two
outgoing forum members, Jerry the "Sleeping
Gerbil", his pal, Dan the "Flim Flam
Man"...and staunch anti-social ally, Mikey "the
Mini-Mook"....
... who enjoy spending
PUBLIC money for PRIVATE
restaurants and $75,000 vestibules...believing
that "the book" says, it's going to be the management company's responsibility
to take the heat for all of the free wheel spending !
But how is a
"NO GUEST POLICY" going to be policed?
It was determined that it
was up to the "integrity" of the club do to so....
NOT SO
FAST...their integrity has been questioned by both a committee and
board, but I have the solution to maintain that
integrity....
HAVE THE
ONES WHO DECIDED TO VOTE FOR THAT RULE STAND AT THE ENTRANCE TO EACH AND EVERY
MEETING CHECKING MEMBERSHIP CARDS !
....after all, they've now
decided that all of their responsibilities have been delegated elsewhere, so
they should have the time to do so...
...AND....
...two of them won't be
around to make more rules !
And doing so can accomplish
yet another objective....
...making sure all of the
community blogs not PROVIDE MISINFORMATION !
Oh yes...fun at the Forum
on a Thursday afternoon....
...where life is
determined as to HOW you should live it, by people
who haven't the slightest idea...
HOW
TO LIVE !
* The characters in this
piece are fictitious, and any resemblance to a person living, dead, living and
appearing to be dead, or living and should be dead, is purely
coincidental.