With all the discussion about the
proposed marijuana dispensary being planned at the corner of
Sun City Anthem Parkway and Eastern Avenue....and the Henderson City
Council voting on the matter this coming week, we feel it necessary to "support" this venture for various
reasons.
Accordingly...we proudly present our
argument ...to assist them in this decision
which affects the Sun City Anthem Community.
Medical
Marijuana
Just What the Doctor
Ordered
What an ingenious idea to bring such a
"valuable" entity within the boundaries of our fair
community...
...and...we think it's great ...for
many reasons not yet brought forth by those who support
it.
Yes, we've heard all the arguments to
"ease pain", but there are others we'd like to
mention.
And..so...let's name a few reasons why
it's yet another community "amenity" that all of us
could appreciate.
We're convinced it's going to be highly
regulated by requiring a doctor's prescription ... just like
the handicapped signs that you place in your car window
!
So... who would ever question that
effective method of policing its misuse ???
Tired of dealing with
ancient drivers...you know, the ones who drive either too fast or too slow,
never use turn signals...but find it necessary to buy SUVs the size of a
house ?
The answer
?
Legally...as
long as your doctor gives his blessing on a prescription
pad.
Looking for a new activity to join?
How about the Arts & Crafts Club
doing a seminar dedicated to " Learning How to Roll Joints"
properly?
Our guess is that the "dispensary"
would be more than willing to send representatives in order to promote
community goodwill in instructing residents in the art of creating the "perfect doobie" !
How about something for our Pet Club
and other pet owners?
Fido a bit "barky" and "hyper"?
Why not calm him down with a special
way of "blowing" him a
kiss?
Charlie Brown kept this secret about
Snoopy for years !
And it's works for kitty as
well !
Add it to your cat's daily diet.
Before you know it, she'll be loving
you even more when staring at you with those big eyes !
I can see her looking at you right
now....those glassy eyes saying to you....
Of course, we can't help but believe
that this would also enhance our community "assisted"
restaurant toward financial independence.
Our
suggestion...a New Sign in front of Anthem
Center....
And this new local marijuana
dispensary could bring them additional revenue with proper endorsements too
!
Being a private entity...they would be
allowed to advertise in our always up-to-date community magazine....The
Spirit ... or ...
...possibly the "fun-filled" privately owned glossy publication we get each
and every month in our mail boxes...free of charge...operated by the husband
of a board member... who is always voting to spend resident funds in order that
she may enjoy lunch at her favorite eatery at others
expense.
Picture this ad on their covers
!
After all, a good case of "munchies" needs proper attention in a sophisticated
community...and what better way of curing that need than a dedicated restaurant
providing carry-out that would cater to all "high" society shut-ins claiming to be
in pain?
And why stop at financing a restaurant
by reducing its rent on a monthly basis ?
How about our community becoming a
partner in this venture ?
We spend so much, getting so little in
return from that place...maybe there's some "bong",
ah "bang", in this venture after all
?
We could provide "homey" smoke filled "weed wagons" from the dispensary directly to
the restaurant to satisfy those munchies.
Think of the success that would result
with a well thought out advertising campaign !
The possibilities are endless in a
partnership involving Sun City Anthem, the restaurant, and marijuana
dispensary.
While the "marijuana dispensary" might
consider a weekly special....
"Buy One
Toke...Get One
Free"...
...the restaurant could join forces
with ....
"Weed
Wednesday" offering "Doobie Day Discounts"
!
And last but not least, this new
marijuana dispensary could assist senior educational
efforts...
...that's right..."awareness of existence" and the "true
meaning of life" ....
...to all former baby boomers in need
of the perfect "blend" of "medication"
How may you
ask?
In between arguing political
preferences, following a membership tour of the "dispensary", the aged gurus of
The Current Events Club could discuss the meaning of
Donovan's...
"Mellow
Yellow"
or Bob
Dylan's...
"Like a Rolling
Stone"
or my two favorites...The
Beatles...
"I Am the
Walrus"
or discussing if
...
"Lucy In the Sky
With Diamonds"
...was about a girl
!
So that about does it....we want this
new business at its earliest opportunity....
After all...
For those of you who have not yet
realized it by the "tone" of this
editorial.....
We strongly OPPOSE this blight being located in our community !
Dick
Arendt
Looks like a number of Sun City Anthem and Seven HIlls residents have "made a difference".
ReplyDeleteThe owner of "Jenny's (mariquana) Dispensary" has withdrawn his application to base his business at Sun City Anthem Parkway and Eastern Avenue.
..thank goodness !